Wine Flu / n. /
An annual pandemic whose outbreak coincides with the holidays, usually the morning after an office party, as in,
“If last year’s season is any indication, our entire staff is going to be out with wine flu.”
Symptoms can be alleviated with a shot — preferably of something from the top shelf.
via Newsweek
Oh, yeah, and welcome back to work. Cheers to 2010!