That's why you need to get yourself some Meatcards, the world's first beef jerky business cards! What could be more impressive than palming your potential boss with one of these suckers?
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For $29.95 you'll get one slab of American made beef jerky with your contact info text etched onto the surface in the shape of 4 business cards.
I wonder if they could make Kobe cards for my upcoming trip to Tokyo.