Faye Dunaway Peels & Eats an Egg

That's all it is.

And that's all it needs to be.

Gastropyromania

What do you get when you mix a pyromaniac, a super sick camera, and a lab where one can blow up whatever their heart desires?

Well, this:

Welcome to the world of Alan Sailer - a mad scientist of sorts.  Mr Sailer is a photographer who builds his own air-gap microflash, read, 1/1,000,000 of a second who spends his nights exploding pretty much everything in sight, sometimes to achieve terrifying effects...

But we are interested in his choices of content - fruits, candies, sodas, all blown to tiny tiny bits.  You know, in case you were wondering what your twizzlers looked like from a different perspective...

Enjoy.

For more on this uber-flash : click here.

Daily Behbeh

Oh Wednesday, what a drag you can be. 

We were delighted when our friend, Jejon Yeung sent us his collection of whimsical and socially poignant drawings of the adorable bear, Behbeh.  Sometimes a little cuteness really helps the day get on. 

Behbeh has adventures that make us hard workin' gals jealous; mud baths, tours of Santa Fe, snowboarding, site seeing.  It also seems that Behbeh is quite the foodie - getting into some delicious finds during his travels.  We must confess, we find ourselves relating to this little guy...like perhaps he's reading our minds... 

A few of our favorites:

Mmmm Chicken Wings

Martinis are a Girl's (and a Bear's) Best Friend

 

The Longest 150 Second's of One's Life

 

Happiness is a Lollipop Bigger Than Your Head

 

Workin' Hard for the Guacamole

 

Drats, My Martini!

 

Nom Nom

 

Sharing is Caring

 

Now Where to Put Them...

 

Wheatgrass Shots - $5 Extra

 

So. Violating.

 

French Fries = Heaven.

Carry on BehBeh - we'll be watching...

DIY Chocolate Bars

We're big fans of chocolate here at Gastro HQ - very often a bit of the dark stuff is what we need in the afternoon.  But sometimes just chocolate is a bit dull.  Enter, peanut butter.  Yes, we've been known to slather peanut butter all over a bar of chocolate, undoubtedly ending up all over our faces and frocks.  So ladylike, we know.

Thankfully, designer Elsa Lambient has saved our day!  Chocolate actually designed to hold toppings!  Ms. Lambient has cleverly added two different compartments, one on top for your fruits, nuts, or other gooey additions, and a drawer, as it were, for your neater, crispier treats.  Our imaginations are running wild with the possibilities! 

In the words of the designer:

A modular design allows for three types of chocolate that can support two added ingredients: black chocolate has a hole to contain fruit, milk chocolate has spaces for nuts, and white chocolate is surfaced to hold liquids, and all three contain a hollowed compartment for inserted flavored wafers, perhaps nougat, biscuit or caramel.

And an adorable stop animation?  Now you're just torturing us....

SWEET PLAY by Elsa Lambinet from Jan Czarlewski on Vimeo.



via Dezeen

All The Cabbage Fetishists, Put Your Hands Up

Cato the Elder once said "It is the cabbage that surpasses all other vegetables."

Babe Ruth is said to have kept a wet leaf under his hat on particularly warm game days.

The leafy green orb even spawned the Cabbage Patch dolls, which ranged from sweet to regrettable (Al Roker and Stephen Tyler versions were made. Why, cabbage, why?)

So cabbage is versatile. I get it. Pickled, fermented, boiled, slawed, in doll form and dolma, it is quite the multiple role player.

But is it sexy?

Bubble or Squeak?

I guess it's a matter of, ahem, taste - but these renderings of green leafed glamazons by artist Ju Duoqi shed new light on cabbage's more appealing properties.

Green Goddess

In this YouTube interview, Ju says one of the things she loves about working with vegetables is how easily you can turn them into pretty much anything she imagines. She's done interpretations of Van Gogh and the Mona Lisa, even small vegetable museums.

Bok Choy Booty

Can the cabbages bring the boys to the yard?

Family friendly or borderline-NSFW? We can't tell.