The answer is simple: just like Paula Deen
Blonde Wig
Teased Big
With style and sass like the creamed butter queen
Some
courageous dude over at Chow put together a lovely look book and how-to guide on dressing for this year's Halloween. Bravo, my friend, Bravo!
Alice Waters with her purple hat and rough-hewn gemstone necklace
Molto Mario with Crocs and all that business
Sexy Michael Pollan with an open-front button down and a bald cap
Guy Fieri with that ubiquitous flame motif bowling shirt
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And of course, the matronly muse herself,
Paula Deen