I Was Wondering How to Dress for Halloween

The answer is simple: just like Paula Deen
Blonde Wig
Teased Big
With style and sass like the creamed butter queen

Some courageous dude over at Chow put together a lovely look book and how-to guide on dressing for this year's Halloween. Bravo, my friend, Bravo!

The Mast Brothers with their Roman collared shirts and matching beards (OMG ROFL!)

Alice Waters with her purple hat and rough-hewn gemstone necklace

Molto Mario with Crocs and all that business


Sexy Michael Pollan with an open-front button down and a bald cap

Guy Fieri with that ubiquitous flame motif bowling shirt

And of course, the matronly muse herself, Paula Deen