That's why you need to get yourself some Meatcards, the world's first beef jerky business cards! What could be more impressive than palming your potential boss with one of these suckers?
The close-up:
For $29.95 you'll get one slab of American made beef jerky with your contact info text etched onto the surface in the shape of 4 business cards.
I wonder if they could make Kobe cards for my upcoming trip to Tokyo.