Let's take a closer look...
Exhibit A: George "I don't get older, I just get better" Clooney
Jake Gyllenhaal, "So manly he's happy to play a gay dude!"
Owen Wilson, "aka The Butterscotch Stallion"
Johnny Depp, "His cheek bones are so high you can see them from space"
Brad Pitt, "Cuter than a fluffy kitten kissing a tiny duckling wearing a pink bow"
Seriously, we'll volunteer to do these dishes any night.