Let us explain a few things to you, dear readers. We, the ladies of Gastronomista are the kind of ladies who love tea parties, making perfectly roasted chickens, and pudding. But we also love our bourbon. And please, good sir, not too much ice. You should also know, we've got some mean left hooks.
So, that would explain our absolute jealousy when we saw this AMAZING suitcase made for the very very lucky Tyler Riewer of Portland, Oregon. The "arm wrestling champion / professional bounty hunter" was given this case for his birthday. We might need to commission one for ourselves. You, my friend, are a lucky man.
Behold the greatness of a suitcase perfectly fitted for a bottle of bourbon and a pair of brass knuckles: