Beat That Heat

The only thing better than an ice cold Tecate on a melty swelty day like this... is ice cold Tecate on a stick.

Heat Wave: 0; Tecate: 1

The geniuses at Diablo Royale Este debuted this stunner last year, but the time for boozy popsicles is right now and oh man, is it here with a vengeance. Plus, it's so easy to make there's really no excuse no to. Just add some simple syrup and fresh lime juice into a can of Tecate, put a wooden stick into the opening and put it in the freezer.

It takes four days to freeze properly though, so we suggest making a six pack of popsicles for all the heat that lies ahead. Or a twelve-pack. You know you want to. It's ok. We won't judge.

We never judge when it comes to Tecate.

Knuckle Sandwich

We're kind of obsessed with knuckle tattoos. We're not the only ones. First of all, there are of course the people with the actual ink. And then there are the devoted bloggers at and contributors to KnuckleTattoo.com, a website devoted entirely to the bad ass tats. We scoured the Internet for our favorite food knuckle tattoos, and here you go:

Do you think we should get "I ♥ TECATE"?

We should at least have some fingerless gloves made up for us by the team at Father Panik Industries.

Thanks, Needles and Sins!

Girly Drinks

You know, we have a saying here at Gastronomista, and it goes "I don't drink pink drinks" - followed by shot of Bourbon.  (Occasionally, we will make an exception for pink champagne - because it is delicious).

We are women.  And we, your hostesses, love our Tecate. Cerveza Con Carácter.  That's right.  With a slice of lime.  In the depths of winter.

image via Design is the Norm

Its fresh, its got kick, and it reminds us that we work hard for our money. Check out the commercials if you want to be inspired.

Aaaaah, men.