Thursday, October 14, 2010

Urban Beekeeping is Totally Awesome

Earlier this year, New York officials dissolved the old, silly anti-rooftop beekeeping ban on the city. We're super psyched about this decision and can't wait to see more home harvested honey around town. This video featuring members of the always-resouceful Roberta's and Frankie's team takes us back to a time before when the ban was lifted, and provides a glimpse into how it's all done.



To learn more about beekeeping in the Big Apple, visit the New York City Beekeepers Association.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dishes I'd Rather Be Doing

Well isn't this just the greatest tea towel ever?



Let's take a closer look...

Exhibit A: George "I don't get older, I just get better" Clooney

There's also:

Jake Gyllenhaal, "So manly he's happy to play a gay dude!"

Owen Wilson, "aka The Butterscotch Stallion"

Johnny Depp, "His cheek bones are so high you can see them from space"

Brad Pitt, "Cuter than a fluffy kitten kissing a tiny duckling wearing a pink bow"

Seriously, we'll volunteer to do these dishes any night.

This fabulous tea towel and other really sweet treats like totes, posters, and snarky award ribbons by DearColleen on Etsy.

Blood. Orange. Caramels.

Some days, we come across a flavor combination that just blows our minds. Bitter chocolate and ancho chili pepper at Vosges Haut Chocolate. Brussels sprouts and sriracha at Joseph Leonard. Ahi tuna with brown butter at Mas (farmhouse).

Today, we stumbled across a flavor bomb at one of our favorite sites ever, MattBites. Blood Orange Caramels. With Toasted Almonds. And Sea Salt. Matt, you have brought us to our knees.

images via MattBites

Matt Armendariz is well-known and widely admired (by none other than Miss Martha Stewart herself) for his incredible photography and artistic direction, and everything on his site is just so damn appetitey. Thank you, Matt, for your consistently inspiring work.

Speaking of inspiration, we're making these TONIGHT.

(This recipe reproduced from MattBites)

Cindie’s Blood Orange Caramels with Toasted Almonds and Sea Salt
Could you use regular oranges? Perhaps. I wouldn’t. Blood oranges are very special and I’m quite fond of them. And they are in season right now. Cindie says if you prefer a tart candy you can cut the brown sugar in half. I happen to think they were just perfect as written.

3 cups blood orange juice, strained
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1 stick unsalted butter, at room temperature
1/3 cup heavy cream
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup toasted almonds
2 teaspoons sea salt flakes

Line the bottom of an 8-inch square baking dish with parchment paper. Butter parchment paper and set aside.

Place blood orange juice in a 4-quart heavy saucepan and bring to a boil over high heat. Let boil until liquid is reduced to 1/3 cup.

Remove from heat and stir in sugars, butter, and cream. Return to high heat and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Turn heat to medium and let boil until a candy or deep fat thermometer reads 248 degrees F (or when a half teaspoon placed in a glass of icy cold water turns into a firm, chewy ball), about 17 minutes.

Remove from heat and stir in vanilla.

Scatter almonds on bottom of parchment paper. Pour caramel over almonds. Let sit until cool and firm, about 2 hours. Remove from baking dish and sprinkle salt flakes over top. Cut into 1-inch pieces.

WishList: This $32,000 Red Zeppelin Ice Gun

This 1935 original, modeled after the ray guns of the 1930's comic strip Buck Rogers, is constructed of enameled aluminum, chrome-plated, and rubber. Yesterday, this hottie was sold at auction by Wright20 to one lucky bidder who will now be seen hand-pumping ice at every cocktail party in town.

Image via Wright20

Activated by a spring-loaded trigger and plunger, this bad boy instantly crushes any ice cube in its chamber, shooting shards through the bottom chamber.


via NotCot

So, yeah, who wants to set me up with the fashionable gent who won the bidding war?

Our New Drinking Buddies

Meet Edna, a classy broad who prefers "her men young (sixty something) and her gin slow." She, like us, is "a bit brash with a splash of class." Edna, we'll see you on the shuffleboard court at high noon. We'll bring the Hendrick's. You bring the sunscreen.

Edna's drink of choice: THE BINGO WING, 1 shot vodka, 1 shot ginger juice, 2 shots lime juice & a splash of soda. To serve, double the recipe (obvs!), pour into a goblet sized glass, stir, and garnish with a cocktail umbrella. Cheers, dahling!

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We are loving this new collection of hand-died letterpress coasters (available as examples of thier custom coasters in a wide range of shapes and sizes for your wide variety of beverage-resting needs) by Cranky Pressman. The design team at Parliament of Owls created a cast of characters we'd gladly take on a drinking buddies.



Meet Mr. Snogglebaum, this "oldie original has been refining his look about as long as he's been growing his stache." He likes Jeopardy, antiquing, plum tartes (us too!), liesure cruises and The Theater. Dislikes: televised sports, speed bumps, hat hair, crumbs and queues.


His aperetif, THE SHUTTLECOCK, is 1 part cream, 2 parts OJ, 1 part Cointreau and 1 part Galiano, mixed and shaken with ice, strained into a chilled glass, and garnished with a lime wedge.

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And then there's Cranky, "straight up and hard working," a fan of THE HAIRY BACK, a working-man's combo deal of a shot of Jameson and pickle juice.

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Adelaide (pictured here with Pistachio), likes mud, cussing, and winning; hates mosquitos, cheaters and losing. She's partial to THE SEA BISCUIT, bitters, bourbon, ginger ale and soda on ice.

Each coaster comes with a character bio on back. Here's the run-down on lady Edna, the woman who stole our hearts.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Ode to The Onion



Onion,
luminous flask,
your beauty formed
petal by petal,
crystal scales expanded you
and in the secrecy of the dark earth
your belly grew round with dew.
Under the earth
the miracle
happened
and when your clumsy
green stem appeared,
and your leaves were born
like swords
in the garden,
the earth heaped up her power
showing your naked transparency,
and as the remote sea
in lifting the breasts of Aphrodite
duplicating the magnolia,
so did the earth
make you,
onion
clear as a planet
and destined
to shine,
constant constellation,
round rose of water,
upon
the table
of the poor.

You make us cry without hurting us.
I have praised everything that exists,
but to me, onion, you are
more beautiful than a bird
of dazzling feathers,
heavenly globe, platinum goblet,
unmoving dance
of the snowy anemone

and the fragrance of the earth lives
in your crystalline nature.

Image Via Arthur's

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Meat Hair.

That's all you need to know.

Meat Hair.

Yes, oh yes, prints by Human Shaped Robot.


 



Because we know you need a set of these on your wall.

A Daily Dose of Inspiration

Sometimes the internet can be a destroyer of all things sensual.  For example, food porn is an example of the internet's ability to give us way too much information.

Ladies, thou shall not photograph your plate and post it on the internet, for it always looks disgusting - especially on the Facebook.  This obviously does not apply if you are an incredibly classy and talented food stylist or still life extraordinaire.

Fortunately, sometimes the process of documentation works out for the better - and produces a beautiful and equally delicious outcome.  This brings us to the blog They Draw and Cook - a site where readers send in their favorite recipes - illustrated.  Gorgeous.

Here are some of our favorites:


 












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