Don't drink your martini
With a cocktail weenie
With Hendrick's as gin
Pairing pork is a sin
In truth, it is rather unseemly
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But actual dachshunds? Now that's a whole different question. I mean, they're just so CUTE.
But actual dachshunds? Now that's a whole different question. I mean, they're just so CUTE.