But Wait! This is Hanco's: The Real Deal. (Sexy food porn by Serious Eats.)
Truth: Henry's is located precisely between point A (our gym, the site of hunger-inducing work-outs) and point B (our apartment, the respite for our hunger-sating snacking).
Lies: "About 12 blocks" is too far out of our way for a post-run bite.
Lies: Anything sold by Henry's.
Final Truth: We actually listened to this particular episode of TAF while treadmilling, and we actually went out of our way uphill to Hanco's for our hand-held delight. It tasted of Truth, honesty, and all that is good in the world (especially pork).
Readers, you can listen to the whole report on the "Million Dollar Idea" episode of history's greatest radio show ever, This American Life. If you, fair reader, don't already download the free weekly podcasts, you can stream this episode here: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/412/million-dollar-idea (Producers, why can we not stream these episodes??? You are so now, so futuristic, so soothsaying. And yet you don't let us stream? Why the madness?!)
Hanco's is located at 350 7th Avenue in Park South, Brooklyn. We won't even tell you where Henry's is.