The answer is simple: just like Paula DeenSome courageous dude over at Chow put together a lovely look book and how-to guide on dressing for this year's Halloween. Bravo, my friend, Bravo!
With style and sass like the creamed butter queen
The Mast Brothers with their Roman collared shirts and matching beards (OMG ROFL!)
Alice Waters with her purple hat and rough-hewn gemstone necklace